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| When Simon turns up at the hotel, armed with all his camera equipment and a gorgeous model like Leyla, the male staff must get beside themselves. I bet they then run up the staircase, wait for him to go in the room and then fight over who is going to bribe the cleaner so they can vacuum outside the door. Mind you hotels don’t have keyholes anymore, so they’d have to be satisfied listening to “flick it over there, rub that, eyes up, chin down, spread wider, etc”. Sounds almost like a nose picking convention. |
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