The Stunning Model Kristy from SimonScans.com

We have some massive, heaving bazookas on this site and a change is as good as a rest, as some crap saying goes. Kristy offers an alternative. Small and perfectly formed, she possesses perky galia melons rather than rotund canteloupes. Perhaps I should explain the melon/breast comparison more scientifically. In the melon world, there are different levels. Canteloupes are your average everyday melons/breasts. This in contrast to honeydews, which are the MILFs - a bit old skool, pendulous and heavy. Don’t get me started on watermelons – flabby, fleshy and soggy. Usually found in dodgy nightclubs when you are wearing beer googles. Avoid at all times.